Friday, May 01, 2015

May Day Protesters: HAPPY COMMIE DAY!!!!!!!

Since it's May Day(Commie Day) and  protesters and "Activists" will be  marching for labor and immigrant rights all across today and probably will take advantage and direct their "ACTIVISM" message towards police brutality.

In the spirit of commie day, All the "immigrants" who are NOT here legally will have their country of origin BILLED for medical care and other expenses on a daily basis(redistribution of cost). Secondly, ALL the wealth, Houses, cars, royalties and ALL of the money  of the Hollywood celebrities, community activist, and Michael Moore will be REDISTRIBUTED to all the immigrants not here legally and to the unpeaceful protestors in Baltimore!

Not that is a May Day to remember!!!

May Day: Happy Commie Day!!!!!!

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Cuba news: T-shirts for those traveling to Cuba!

                              El CAFE CUBANO T-SHIRT SALE!!!!!!!

In the spirit of the renewed relations beyween the U.S and Cuba, El Cafe Cubano blog has T-shirts for those traveling to Cuba!!!!

For only $19.59 you get at tie dyed t-shirt, one size fits all(In the spirit of the Cuban government way of thinking), and you will go in style to Cuba!

You can chose from these catch phrases and slogans to bring both countries closer together:

"Comemierda tourista"    English translation: Friendship

"El comunismo es una mierda"   English translation: These 1950's cars are COOL!

"Cuomo es un postalista"   English translation:  Cuomo really CARES about the Cuban people!

"que clase comemierdas somos nosotros diciendo La Paz" English translation: Just say PEACE and Cuba will be FREE

"LIBERTAD para Cuba!!!"   English translation:  Spirit of friendship and brotherhood!!!

Cuba News: The Cuba issue is resolved

Over the last several weeks in the media, I've seen non-stop articles on how Cuba will AUTOMATICALLY change and be RESOLVED because of:
*Basketball Diplomacy
*Dictator Castro went to a Jesuit School and since the Pope is Jesuit and visiting Cuba shortly......and POOF change will happen
*NY Governor Andrew Cuomo visits Cuba on a trade mission....Abracadabra........All these visiting states will get rich from trade and Cuba will change!
*The tourist foaming and taking pictures of the 1950's cars in Havana
*Removing Cuba from the terror list will make them simply nicer and NOT ship any more missiles to hostile countries
Simply by saying "La Paz" and "Dialog" in a very soft and very caring voice will automatically bring peace, FREEDOM, and prosperity to the Cubans!



Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Monday, April 27, 2015


This past Sunday I attended mass with my family to thank God for all my blessings and forgiveness for all my sins! We leave our local Church and we pick up some publications on our way out. One of these publications is the Florida Catholic. I start thumbing through the pages and come across an article titled :

" Apply Cuban Adjustment Act to other Immigrants"

Now within the last several weeks I have seen the increase of articles repeating the tag line that Cubans get "Special Treatment" with regards to immigration. I have had that said to me from other immigrants(here illegally) from other countries other than Cuba, but when I school them on the Cuban situation and what encompassed the Cuban Adjustment Act, they look at me with a blank stare. The majority of them here because they overstayed their Visa, BUT they DEMAND all these benefits. Now MANY not ALL did not leave their country of origin because of persecution or because of their beliefs.......simply economic

Now above we have a picture Augusto Monge, Cuban-American activist, who was attacked by a PRO CASRTO MOB at the the summit of the Americas in Panama.

You see that is why many of the millions of Cubans fled the COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP island run by thugs, as you can see in the picture above, that is one of the "SPECIAL TREATMENT" Cubans, and AMERICANS of Cuban descent have suffered just for believing in FREEDOM and having an opposing view from the Cuban dictatorship.

As I continue to read the article, I come across these quotes from Archbishop Wenski: 

"Cubans have been the most successful immigrant group in American history. Aside from their own talents, one of the reasons is the Cuban Adjustment Act, under which they can obtain legal residency after a year of being here, and citizenship five years later"

Oh I see.......It's NOT ALL THE HARD WORK, SACRIFICES, EVERTHYING that the Cubans have had to to endure from the Cuban DICTATORSHIP ranging from TORTURE, IMPRISONMENT, CONFISCATION OF PROPERTY. It's NOT the Cuban exiles seeing the BEAUTY and the OPPORTUNITY that the United States has to offer, AND that tini, tine thing, called FREEDOM.

Here is another beaut:

"Because Cuban immigrants benefit from this law, we should not ask that they be abused like the rest; we should treat everyone as well as we treat Cubans, because if the Cuban Adjustment Acts works for Cubans, it can work for every-one else"

I see...unbelievable

Sunday, April 26, 2015

"Texas business leaders head to Cuba for a front-of-the-line position for renewed trade"

A delegation of Texas business leaders are in Cuba today to discuss with the Cuban dictatorship the issue of trade.

North Texas wheat farmer Ben Scholz:

"I'd rather stay out of the political conversation,"

"I just want to focus on selling wheat, and this is a great opportunity to do that

Well, this dawg don't hunt! El Cafe Cubano is fixing to tell you something......

at least Mr. Shultz is honest about his intention of only doing business and making money in Cuba. Nothing wrong with that......BUT you see EVERYTHING with the Cuban DICTATORSHIP is about POLITICS!!!!!!

What about the CUBAN PEOPLE?

What about the Human Rights Violations?

No FREEDOM ?????????????

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Preso politíco John Utria desde la prisión de Las Tunas

Top 10 Things to do when you visit Cuba!!!!

The AP and other news outlets are just FOAMING at the mouth, plus they are posting non-stop articles about Americans traveling to Cuba and POOF Cuba will just change automatically.

Since El Cafe Cubano can't compete with the non-stop propaganda from the news outlets, this blog has decided to help those who travel to Cuba with some tips or things TO DO while in Cuba:

Here is a top 10 list:

1) BONUS: When you step off the plane in Havana, make sure you hit the local watering hole for some mojitos, and while toasting, make sure you say REAL LOUD: ME CAGO EN FIDEL


By saying this I am SURE you will be upgraded in your accommodations!

2) Go to your local Hospital or Clinic and get yourself a check up or better yet some surgery. Remember go to the one that are usually reserved for locals, to get that AUTHENTIC local flavor!!!

3) For you Architecture lovers, since Cuba has been unspoiled for 55 years, stay in those Art Deco buildings(the ones you see Crumbling all over)  for the REAL Cuba feeling. Electricity and running water are optional.

4)This is really cool...... Get yourself in a 1953 Ford taxi, feel like your stuck in a time warp, and ENJOY YOURSELF to some Cohibas while touring all the land, buildings, and Houses stolen by the regime. Try to facebook, twitter, and snapchat while doing this....

5) Volunteer at your local political prison while wearing your Che t-shirt

6) You want something REALLY Authentic: Get some rafts, inner tubes, or any floatation device, and at the crack of dawn, take to the water, and for kicks, see how long it takes you to get to Miami!!!

7) While doing the tours, and when you go by the Dictator's compound, wave those huge FOAM fingers, the one with the middle finger extended and say hello this is a salute from Miami.

8) Bring some computers, laptops, cellphones, all types of electronics to the dissidents(make sure you declare this when you get off the plane in Havana!!!!)

9) Bring some extra cash for a smoke a thon with Fidel(depends if he is really alive or not)

10) All these are touristy things, but check out the possibility of opening up a business with the government, they are reliable, and they always PAY!!!

Top things to do in Cuba……continued

El café Cubano is stunned by the amount of emails and responses concerning the post entitled “Top 10 Things to do when you visit Cuba!!!!”

Many emails requested more tips and tricks on things to do in Cuba………Bongo roll……..Here you go:


 1)      I left one thing out on tip #1 on the original post, so I made sure I corrected it:


BONUS: When you step off the plane in Havana, make sure you hit the local watering hole for some mojitos, and while toasting, make sure you say REAL LOUD: ME CAGO EN FIDEL y RAUL


By saying this I am SURE you will be upgraded in your accommodations!


2)      Join a ADOPT A DEFECTOR PROGRAM while in Cuba.

First of all make sure you get all the required paperwork and permits from the Cuban government. Instead of laying around on the beach in Varadero ,smoking Cohibas and sampling the local Cuban girls in your mankini, spend your vacation time using your mind (escape routes, raft building, local knowledge of tides currents, spotting chivatones, etc)


3)      Play the “Where is Ricardo Alarcon game”

Use your wits and a “must” for a team building exercise for families and businesses! Scour the island looking for Tricky Ricky, ask your local government officials, set up an apt. with raul, use your skills to find out what happened and where is Tricky Ricky!


4)      Diana Nyad Swimathon(swim from Havana to Miami)

This is a MUST for the athletically inclined! Join and encourage the local Cubans for the swim from Havana to Miami. Boats, rafts, inner tubes will be available if you get tired or can’t make it all the way.

5)      “I’m a baseball scout” theatre program

This is for you actors or Hollywood types!! Get into character (get permission from Cuban government first!!) right off the plane. Spread the word that you are a baseball agent, test your Spanish skills, and bring out your passion trying to recruit the local baseball talent.


6)      Tip to the tip of Cuba Congo line

Join the inaugural Conga line that starts on one end of the island of Cuba and stretches to the other end of the island of Cuba!


7)      Stop the Police brutality March…A MUST******

Join the Rev. Al Sharpton for the weekly march held in Havana in front of the capital building protesting police brutality!!!


8)      Revolutionary Camp Out

Camp out in the mountains of Cuba just like the revolutionaries did!! Dress in military fatigues, carry machine guns, let your beards grow, and have skirmishes  with locals, and a mock skirmish with the Cuban government(surprise them and film it, Facebook it, and Snapchat it!!!


9)      “Live like an EXILE day”

Great for people to people relations and get that REAL authentic Cuban feel. I suggest this again for the Hollywood types and the Cuban feel good doers!!

Rent a house, get awakened in the middle of the night and get interrogated for hours!! Depends on what package you purchased. Get thrown in prison and tortured or do the package, where they confiscate all your belongings in the name of the revolution. The exilio package also includes a raft and an escape route to Miami. Listen to speeches of Fidel talking for 6 hours, and be able to watch hours of film showing executions in HD!!!!!

When you reach Miami, have thousands of people greeting you with insults, having no money what so ever, saying that you deserved everything to be taken away from you and YOU ALSO deserved to be tortured.

**** I highly recommend this package*****


10)    Stay in an Exile home while in Cuba program

Cuban exiles all over the world have developed a list of confiscated properties and Houses. To save money, go to these places and stay for FREE! Say this is mine, take it over, use it, don’t worry about the people that live there (they might act surprised, but they know its part of the package and have made arrangements) Enjoy it and have your grand parties, cater food in, rent a local band!

Disclaimer**** No housekeeping involved in this program and the property must not be returned to those who live there***




Thursday, April 23, 2015

TECHNICAL: NBA holding camp in Cuba today

a four day " athletic diplomacy " basketball camp starts today in Communist Cuba. Here is the article from the AP:

The NBA is the first U.S. professional league to visit sports-crazy Cuba since the declaration of detente between the Cold War enemies late last year.
Stars such as former MVP Steve Nash and Hall of Fame inductee Dikembe Mutumbo will open a four-day training camp Thursday to wage athletic diplomacy and boost the profile of Cuba's arguably fourth most-popular sport, after baseball, boxing and soccer.
Cuba's men's team finished third in the 1972 Olympics and its women's teams dominate International Basketball Federation (FIBA) play in Latin America, but basketball has been one of the Cuban sports hardest-hit by players' departures for other countries. It's widely perceived to be at a historic low point on a national level.
That doesn't deter thousands of young Cubans from taking to street courts and abandoned lots to race between improvised hoops mounted on posts or even trees. The NBA and FIBA plan to renovate three courts as part of the four-day event.
The training camp will be aimed at top-level Cuban players as well as children and teenagers. It will feature Utah Jazz coach Quin Snyder and Orlando Magic coach James Borrego, among others.
''It's magnificent that the NBA and FIBA are working on training youth and the development of this sport in our country in a way that will benefit the future of this sport at a national and international level,'' Cuban Basketball Federation Chairman Ruperto Herrera said in a statement announcing the event.
As part of his move to engage Cuba, President Barack Obama this year did away with a requirement for athletes to request U.S. government permission before heading to Cuba for a sports event. Participants in competitions and exhibitions now have blanket permission to travel to Cuba, along with 11 other categories of travelers such as academics and people participating in religious activities.

Hold on.....El Cafe Cubano calls a TECHNICAL FOUL:

but basketball has been one of the Cuban sports hardest-hit by players' departures for other countries. It's widely perceived to be at a historic low point on a national level.

Well the players DEPARTED from Cuba because of the lack of FREEDOM and to leave the lavish salaries they were making in Cuba.

TIME OUT........We will take the ball on the side.....

Now before the media starts printing stuff the next couple days of predictable stuff, I will beat them to the dunk:

-Dictator Castro was actually one the top basketball players in Cuba during the 1950's, and was known for his dunks on the island. Referees suddenly disappeared after the dictator felt that their were questionable calls.  All the NBA teams were interested in him at the time and were fascinated with his baseball, tennis, badminton, golf, and volleyball skills

-Basketball was only played at the casinos in front of all the mobsters and Hollywood celebrities during the 1950's

-In 1959 a NBA expansion team was considered for Cuba:

The Cuba Casino Mobsters.....

Cuomo really CARES about the Cuban people!

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

La Paz......REALLY?

How many times have we heard from the "FEEL gooders" throwing out the buzzwords like "La PAZ" or dialogue on social media? Somehow by saying these buzzwords just POOF peace will happen?

Well, for decades the FARC in Colombia have been terrorizing the Colombian people with their Leftist ideology and Cuban training.

The Colombian people are OUTRAGED with the recent actions of the FARC killing 10 Colombian soldiers....

YET not one PEEP against the Cuban Dictatorship that BACKS and FINANCES the FARC.

and there are holding the peace talks in Cuba? You are freaking kidding me.........That's like having an AA meeting in a bar, and FREE drinks flowing.

To my fellow Colombian brethren, wake up, you can't DEAL with terrorist, and YES the FARC are financed and backed by the Cuban dictatorship.

So stop the comemierderia of saying "La Paz" or "dialogue" and really do something for your country and denounce these terrorist.

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Obama to remove terrorism label for Cuba----What about those missiles that were found on a ship in Panama?

UNBELIEVABLE..........Did everyone suddenly forget about those pesky missiles that were found on a ship in Panama in route to North Korea from Cuba?

Monday, April 13, 2015

SPECIAL TREATMENT Cuban immigrants?

Above we have a picture Augusto Monge, Cuban-American activist, who was attacked by a PRO CASRTO MOB at the the summitt of the Americas in Panama.

You see that is why many of the millionsof Cubans fled the COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP island run by thugs, as you can see in the picture above, that is one of the "SPECIAL TREATMENT" Cubans, and AMERICANS of Cuban descent have suffered just for believing in FREEDOM and having an opposing view from the Cuban dictatorship.

The Sun Sentinel ran an article about some polls that Cubans get "SPECIAL TREATMENT" because of the LAW, Cuban Adjustment Act of 1966.

You mean to tell me that the estimated 15-20 million ILLEGAL ALIENS here in the US don't have "SPECIAL TREATMENT" and benefits??

What is Cuban Col. Alexis Frutos doing attacking Cuban dissidents in Panama?

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HEY what is Col. Alexis Frutos, the head honcho of Cuba's intelligence services in Venezuela doing in Panama attacking and beating up dissidents?

hmmmm.....why didn't the Col. offer a handshake to the dissident? Why NO UPROAR from anyone in the media?

DO YOUR HOMEWORK(media) and stop relying on soundbites and scenes from the Godfather movie for your knowledge on the Cuban situation.

Que cosa mas grande.....

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Un coronel castrista en Panamá

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Why is the media so silent about this?

The media all gushing with words like "historic" and in the meantime those who believe in Democracy are ATTACKED by Cuban DICTATORSHIP supporters. really BELIEVE that DIALOGUE will work with thugs like this?

Historic handshake?

Historic handshake? HISTORIC will be the day Cuba is FREE, and this dictatorship no longer in power!

Thursday, April 09, 2015


56 years in power, executing, imprisoning and threatening those who oppose the Cuban dictatorship in any way!

Dialogue? You mean to tell me that people actually BELIEVE that dialogue with this Cuban dictatorship will actually bring change in Cuba? The Cuban dissidents have been heckled, Cuban exiles have been attacked at the summit in Panama.

History has shown that 56 years DIALOGUE has been squashed by the Cuban dictatorship!

"Cuban dissidents heckled at Americas Summit"

From the AP:

Associated Press


Para más información:
Asamblea de la Resistencia Cubana
(305) 220-2713


Golpeados brutalmente por turbas castristas miembros de la Resistencia cubana durante una demostración silente ante busto de José Martí. Han sido arrestados.

CIUDAD PANAMÁ, 8 de abril del 2015. Asamblea de la Resistencia Cubana. Un grupo de activistas de la Resistencia cubana quienes en esta ciudad denunciando la dictadura castrista fueron agredidos físicamente por turbas castristas en el Parque Porra, frente a un busto de Martí donde los activistas rendían tributo al Apóstol de Cuba.

“Íbamos en una marcha silente hacia el busto de Marti en el Parque Porra y fuimos golpeados por turbas del régimen castrista. Hombres nos daban sin importarles que habíamos mujeres. Golpearon fuertemente a Antúnez, a Orlando Gutiérrez, Augusto Monge, Yris Pérez Aguilera, otros más. Nos están arrestando en este momento, nos llevan al Cuartel San Miguel. Denuncien esto por favor”, dijo Isela Fiterre de la junta directiva de MAR por Cuba desde Ciudad Panamá.

La delegación constituida por líderes opositores de dentro y fuera de Cuba, realizó una conferencia de prensa en horas del mediodía de hoy y anunció la celebración de un foro de unidad pautado para este jueves 9 de abril a partir de las 9:30 AM.

El régimen castrista arremetió contra la delegación en el día de ayer con las acusaciones contra los exiliados y opositores que fueron hoy agredidos.

Como parte de la delegación de activistas dentro de Cuba se encuentran el abogado invidente y activista de derechos humanos Juan Carlos González Leyva, del Consejo de Relatores de Derechos Humanos de Cuba, entidad que ha documentado la violación de los derechos humanos en la Isla, la activista Yris Tamara Pérez Aguilera, que preside el Movimiento por los Derechos Civiles Rosa Parks, agrupación de mujeres en diferentes partes de la Isla, que luchan por los derechos humanos y cuyas manifestaciones han sido duramente reprimidas, Leticia Ramos Herrería, activista de las Damas de Blancoy una de las principales líderes opositoras en la provincia de Matanzas, y el intelectual Rolando Rodríguez Lobaina, coordinador de la Alianza Democrática Oriental(ADO) y director del proyecto Paleque Visiónque realiza reportajes independientes dentro de Cuba.

Cubanos de la Resistencia en el exilio también brindaran testimonio durante la conferencia.
Entre los integrantes exiliados de la delegación estarán la empresariaSylvia Iriondo, presidente de Madres Anti Represión por Cuba, el principal movimiento de mujeres cubano americanas y destacada líder cívica en la ciudad de Miami, así como el Dr. Orlando Gutiérrez-Boronat, Secretario Nacional del Directorio Democrático Cubano, una de las principales organizaciones internacionales que denuncia la situación de derechos humanos en Cuba y trabaja para apoyar la resistencia interna en Cuba.

Al cierre de este comunicado se conoció que estaban siendo trasladados del Cuartel San Miguel a San Francisco en la misma ciudad Panamá.



Tuesday, March 31, 2015

"This Is What It’s Like Using the Internet in Cuba"

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Mar 31, 2015, 2:47 PM ET

The Internet in Cuba is bad -- really, really bad.
Imagine you are back in 2001 and set your computer up to download one, single song off Napster while you are at school all day. It's that kind of bad.
I just got back from Cuba for ABC News’ continuing coverage following the announcement of the renewal of diplomatic relations between the U.S. and the island nation. One of the first things I expected to see changed, even before the embargo gets lifted, was Internet access.

Just to illustrate how bad it seems for an American used to fast connectivity: I was uploading a photo to send to our digital team -- a beautiful photo of the historic city we wanted to use for one of our digital stories. The file was around 30 MB. It took nearly an hour to upload it to Google Drive.
When I returned home, that same file took less than five seconds to upload.
It’s no surprise Cuba is considered the “least connected” country in the Americas, with the Geneva-based ITU ranking the country 125th out of 166 countries worldwide in telecommunications development.
But officials want to change that. With the new U.S. diplomatic relations working toward normalization, a senior U.S. State Department official told members of the media on Monday that Cuba has "real potential" and that, as a member of the United Nations International Communications Union, wants to see 50 percent of households have Internet access by 2020.
“There is real potential here as long as there is a will on the Cuban side,” the official said. "So as long as the Cubans create an environment that's attractive to investment and attractive to deployment and attractive to the delivery of services, I believe that services will reach the island."
In early March, executives from Google visited Cuba for the second time.
Currently, roughly 5 percent of Cubans can access the Internet from home. The only way to get Internet access for most Cubans is to visit a government-run Internet location and pay $5 per hour -- prohibitively expensive for most in the island nation. Those who can afford it often wait for hours to gain access to one of the government-run sites.
The U.S. sent a delegation to Cuba to discuss telecommunications as part of the talks last week. And President Obama announced connectivity as a priority, naming telecommunications equipment, technology and services among the first exemptions to the embargo.
While Internet connectivity moves forward slowly, this American reporter is most looking forward to Internet on a cell phone -- you know, being able to read email on the iPhone.
Hopefully, by the time we go back next month, Internet speeds will be a little better. Probably not, but here is looking to the future.
ABC News’ Katelyn Marmon contributed to this report.

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Detenidas unas veinte Damas de Blanco por lanzar fotos de presos políticos desde un ómnibus

Los hechos se produjeron en la calle 23, cerca de la heladería Coppelia.

Unas veinte Damas de Blanco fueron detenidas este domingo en el centro de La Habana, casi llegando a la heladería Coppelia, tras lanzar fotos de presos políticos desde un ómnibus.
"Cuando salieron de misa, cogieron una guagua, y al llegar a la calle 23, en el Vedado, lanzaron fotos de presos políticos por las ventanillas. Entonces las arrestaron", dijo a DIARIO DE CUBA la activista Martha Beatriz Roque, presidenta de la Red de Comunicadores Comunitarios.
Las mujeres fueron trasladadas a un centro de detención en Tarará. Entre ellas está Berta Soler, líder de la organización.
Este domingo, 63 mujeres asistieron a misa en el templo de Santa Rita, en el oeste de La Habana, y luego realizaron su tradicional caminata por la Quinta Avenia de la capital.

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Monday, March 23, 2015

Protesta de mujeres enciende las calles de La Habana




Washington DC. 19 de marzo del 2015. Directorio Democrático Cubano. En el único panel sobre la situación de los derechos humanos en Cuba que tendrá la Comisión Interamericana de Derechos Humanos de la Organización de Estados Americanos (OEA), en este período, testificarán hoy Sara Martha Fonseca, líder opositora cubana recientemente exiliada quien habló ante un comité congresional americano en febrero, así como los miembros del Directorio Democrático Cubano, John Suárez y Janisset Rivero.

Los testimonios, que expondrán sobre la situación general de los derechos humanos en Cuba, tomarán lugar en Washington DC, en el edificio de la OEA. Esta audiencia es la única que tendrá lugar sobre Cuba en la OEA ANTES de la celebración de la VII Cumbre de las Américas en Ciudad Panamá el próximo 10 y 11 de abril y desde el anuncio en conjunto, el 17 de diciembre del 2014, de normalización de relaciones diplomáticas entre el régimen castrista y el gobierno del Presidente Barack Obama.

El enlace para ver la audiencia en vivo es:

Lugar Ruben Dario Roo
1885 F Street NW,
Washington DC
Hora 5:45 pm

Thursday, March 05, 2015

"Conan In Cuba"

Here is Conan 0'Brien in Cuba. The canned laughter is no solice to millions who have suffered under the brutal communist dictatorship.

Historic will be the day that Cuba is FREE!

Monday, March 02, 2015

A selfie??? and you wonder why we Cuban exiles get angry?

Paris Hilton takes a selfie with Fidel Castro Diaz-Balart, son of Cuba's former leader Fidel Castro
So I guess it's so cool and hip to take a selfie with The dictator's son,  Fidel Castro Diaz-Balart?
So hip........ that millions are exile, thousands have been executed and imprisoned solely on their beliefs, and thousands have died in the ocean trying to flee the hip, selfie styled dictatorship!
Click here for the story.

Monday, February 16, 2015

Historic??? "Conan Storms Cuba Ahead Of Late-Night Competitors"

Sound the trumphets..........drum roll please.......The media and the late night show business is all abuzz about Conan O’Brien's show being filmed in Cuba.

Historic?? according to whom?

 This doesn't mean anything to the average Cuban in Cuba or the millions of Cubans in exile.

Click here for the story:

EXCLUSIVE: Jimmy Fallon may have taken NBC’s Tonight Show to Phoenix and Los Angeles – but Conan’s in Cuba

The episode is intended to give O’Brien’s audience a rare glimpse into Cuban daily life, said show representatives in confirming the report to Deadline.
O’Brien’s show is known for its road trips, having previously filmed in Ireland, Finland, and Toronto as well as New York, Chicago, Dallas and Atlanta. His remotes are a signature thing, including last week when O’Brien and Steven Yuen visited a Korean spa, and that Lyft ride Conan took through Hollywood with Ice Cube and Kevin Hart that went viral late last year.
In December, President Obama announced he would normalize relations with Cuba, despite continued criticism from hardliners particularly in South Florida’s fiercely conservative Cuban expat community.
Scott Pelley also made news that day when he anchored the CBS Evening News from Cuba, detailing for viewers the new rules loosening trade and travel restrictions that are part of the normalization push after a half-century of isolation and sanctions against the communist country. Conservatives also complained that Obama excessively used his presidential executive authority to achieve a policy goal without involving Congress.
NBC’s Brian Williams and ABC’s David Muir followed Pelley to Cuba the next month. And now, Conan’s making late-night history.
Conan’s been talking about traveling to Cuba for a couple of months. He waited until now to go film the episode because his show does not do a live episode on President’s Day, giving him the needed travel time for the trip.

Top 10 list of what to buy when traveling to Cuba!!!!

The Conan O' Brien staff can take some pointers on what to buy while in Cuba:

1) El cafe Cubano suggest to barter on this first item. The American public and media are fascinated with all the 1950's car roaming all over the Island. To take advantage of this time warp cozy feeling, El Cafe Cubano suggest that you trade for one of those CLASSIC CARS in exchange for a  BOAT(make sure their is enough gas in the tank to make it to Miami). This will be a big hit for local Cubans! The US and Cuban government will get a big Kick out it. This is key for better US-Cuba relations.

2) Leave your CELL PHONE home and BUY ONE in Cuba!!! Use the local hotspots for WIFI and connect to those back home!!!!! Snapchat and twitter away dude...

3) Buy t-shirts(El Cafe Cubano has set up a t-shirt store in anticipation) at the El Cafe Cubano trade relation store. Make sure you buy one of these and wear all around Cuba and with pride:

"Mi cago en fidel"

"Mi cago en la revolucion"

"Gusanos Rule"

"Calle Ocho Rules"

"Soy un comemierda tourista"

"Luis Posada Rules"


Make sure you take a picture with your t-shirt at the Plaza of the Revolution in Cuba and post it to Facebook!!!!

4) Ask the concierge at the hotel your staying and ask him where Versailles is located , where you can go to drink Cuban coffee, and where you can eat pastelitos!!!

5) If you acquire one of those classic 1950's cars, you need to stock up at your local Cuba Auto supply store for spare parts!!!!!!

6) Guys buy a Mankini(nutcracker bathing suit) and wear it on the beach at Varadero! You will will be a BIG hit with all the local Cuban women, no matter the beer belly(JUST HAVE CASH!!!)

7) This is for you ladies......Dress all in WHITE(You can buys this at The El Cafe Cubano store also) and hang out with the Ladies in White while they do their weekly walk a long to church. Make sure you wave and yell real loud at the security.

8) A MUST..........purchase a handgun while in Havana!!!

9) Instead of eating out, save money go to the local store and stock up on meat, diet coke, water bottles, snacks and chips!!!!

10) Forget about the $100 rule(El Cafe Cubano has inside information).....go ahead and stock up on Cigars and rum, as much as you can, just slip the customs guy a $100, then wink, and you should be fine brother!!!!!

I hope this helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!