Need Your Help!

All you seasoned freedom lovers who are experienced in roasting pigs, I need your help! I am going to roast a pig soon to pass on the tradition to my kids(Not much Cuban culture here in D/FW) and I am not quite sure on the best way to prepare the pig. Heck, any tips would be invaluable!

Hey have you noticed Fidel is real quiet lately? Bueller, Bueller, Bueller! Chavez is soaking up all the attention and being the all around rubble rouser.
What is going on: anyone, anyone, anyone!