Lefty Daniel Ortega is in the lead and declaring himself the victor. Reports are that polls closed 30 minutes early in certain areas. Don't worry "peanuts" Carter is there and will stamp everything as legitimate.
I just got an update from Cuba: Danny Sunglasses is going to be at the tribune on December 2 with raul, chavez, ramiro darth valdes, and what's left from kasstro. How did they know that he would "win" the elections? Did Jimmy Peanuts tell them? Or was it just plain old electoral fraud engineered from Havana? In any case, they actually reserved a post really quickly at the Havana tribune for Danny Sunglasses, mere minutes after he declared himself victor, before Jimmy Peanuts'stamp of approval's ink has dried....
I just got an update from Cuba: Danny Sunglasses is going to be at the tribune on December 2 with raul, chavez, ramiro darth valdes, and what's left from kasstro. How did they know that he would "win" the elections? Did Jimmy Peanuts tell them? Or was it just plain old electoral fraud engineered from Havana? In any case, they actually reserved a post really quickly at the Havana tribune for Danny Sunglasses, mere minutes after he declared himself victor, before Jimmy Peanuts'stamp of approval's ink has dried....
ReplyDeleteIs Peanut going to be there too? What an a-hole!
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