Reports coming out of Cuba via Castro's palace guard is that Castro is Dead. It was reported this afternoon tha a government/military hearst drove onto the presidentail compound today carryng an elaborate black and gold casket. The Hearst was immediatly shuffled into an enclosed parking structure on the palace grounds out of prying eyes reported a source which wished to remain annoymous. The staff could be sean scurrying around and several congressional and military leaders had been arrving as of late this afternoon to the presidental palace. The entire palace was shutdown and no one has been allowed to leave. This included security guards and palace staff in an effort to quell any speculation or rumors. An unidentified spouse of one of the palace guards stated she receivd a call from her husband who told her the situation was grave and that he would not be home anytime soon. She also claimed that he told her that she should move there children and parents to the other side of the island in order to be safe. The women who is a teacher for Cuba's state run university sent a quick email to a college in Mexico City via an IM service followed by an email with greater detail, The women claimed it would be her last communication as the phone system had already gone down on parts of the island and there were no visible television broadcast on the entire island of Cubas state run media. The normal television broadcast had been replaced with a color bar and test pattern with a scrolling bar on the bottom which read please stand by for further information. Several attempt to contact the Cuban governments embasy in Whashington D.C. went unaswered.
Hey Fidelito Comemierda FAHK ju! comemierda and shave that beard because I wouldn't want to look just like the most despised man in Cuba's History. Alfredo's got more cojones than you could ever dream of you little squirrel nut. Oh... an one more thing BITE ME! and say hi to lola :P
Reports coming out of Cuba via Castro's palace guard is that Castro is Dead. It was reported this afternoon tha a government/military hearst drove onto the presidentail compound today carryng an elaborate black and gold casket. The Hearst was immediatly shuffled into an enclosed parking structure on the palace grounds out of prying eyes reported a source which wished to remain annoymous. The staff could be sean scurrying around and several congressional and military leaders had been arrving as of late this afternoon to the presidental palace. The entire palace was shutdown and no one has been allowed to leave. This included security guards and palace staff in an effort to quell any speculation or rumors. An unidentified spouse of one of the palace guards stated she receivd a call from her husband who told her the situation was grave and that he would not be home anytime soon. She also claimed that he told her that she should move there children and parents to the other side of the island in order to be safe. The women who is a teacher for Cuba's state run university sent a quick email to a college in Mexico City via an IM service followed by an email with greater detail, The women claimed it would be her last communication as the phone system had already gone down on parts of the island and there were no visible television broadcast on the entire island of Cubas state run media. The normal television broadcast had been replaced with a color bar and test pattern with a scrolling bar on the bottom which read please stand by for further information. Several attempt to contact the Cuban governments embasy in Whashington D.C. went unaswered.
ReplyDeleteClose that casket! YUK!
ReplyDeleteanonymous 5.02 pm.... Where can I get that book?
ReplyDeleteThat is not true! My jefe is still alive and Alfredo stop calling me names!
ReplyDeleteRamiro
my Father is not dead. stop it you mafia gusanos. I can use any last name I want! Alfredo: yous are nothing but a gusano!
ReplyDeleteFidelito
Hey Fidelito Comemierda FAHK ju! comemierda and shave that beard because I wouldn't want to look just like the most despised man in Cuba's History. Alfredo's got more cojones than you could ever dream of you little squirrel nut. Oh... an one more thing BITE ME! and say hi to lola :P
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