It's Friday and you know every Friday rumors pop up that the aparthied dictator has died! Since it's Labor Day weekend YOU KNOW the commies will not release any news. The juicest rumor flying around is that raulita was in Italia for a possible Batista stunt!(REMEMBER JUST RUMORS!)
Now the most recent rumors:
1. The apartheid dictator is threatening to switch from Adidas to other known brand warm up suits!
2. raulita was actually in Italia shopping for a new wardrobe(Overheard saying that he is tired of military green!)
3." Tricky" Ricky alarcon has not been seen since the bathroom incident in Europe
and buck in the other stall...
ReplyDeleteBuck and his pig playin footsie with Larry under the stall.
ReplyDeleteI heard a rumor that buck's pig went into exile this morning. Smart pig and legal too.
ReplyDeleteRumor has it that fidel will be on the Jerry Lewis telethon doing dictatorcizes and to reassert as he did in 1959 that he is not communist.
ReplyDelete...an the MSM believes it!
ReplyDeleteand- correction above
ReplyDeleteHey buck,by the way, is your real name Pat Oliphant?
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