Code words: Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano

Alfredo, who are you talking about concerning Mini-me #2 or #3? Well guys here is a Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano speak. Now you can dissect my anti-communist blog with fervor!We Cubans or at least here at El cafe Cubano love to use nicknames when describing the colorful cast of oppressive regimes! We have added a few lately, hey that's the least I could do because the propaganda of the dictatorship has had the media using "Mafia" and "gusanao" for 53 years! Now would a blog like El Cafe Cubano and those to my right be responsible if we did not return the favor?

Glossary(Now repeat after me):

El Cafe Cubano:-- Translation:



**** New Addition: Reconciliation----Term used by those who WANT to forget ALL the atrocities committed by the castro dictatorship, yet blame exiles for everything and paint exiles as bad.


The Dictator -----Castro

Mr. Evil----- ----- Castro

Raulita------------Raulita Castro

El mariachi--------Manuel Zelaya

Lap Dog-----------Felipe Perez Roque

Tricky Ricky------Ricardo Alarcon

Mini-me #1 or (thing 1)--- Hugo Chavez

Oil Pimp-------------------- Hugo Chavez

Mini-me #2----------------- Diego Maradona

Mini-me #3 or (thing 2)------ Evo morales

Cocaine---------------------Evo Morales

Acid Ventura...........................José Ramón Machado Ventura

Commie--------------------- Communist

lefty 666 --------------------play in the communist playbook

Cuber-----------------------Cuba

Anita "snow job"-------------Anita Snow

Jose"can't see you see I am communist"--------Jose Serrano

"Raspy Rangel"--------------Charles Rangel

ramon "el jamon"...............Ramon Castro


Ramiro"cuidado que te voy a dar un tiro"-------Ramiro Valdez

Uncle Buck--------------------Buck

Leche Guevara----------------Che guevara

Pastors for the dictator----------Pastors for Peace

Code Commies------------Code Pink

Michael "el gordo mierda" -------Michael Moore

Matt ‘DQ” -----------------Matt Lauer

Kumbaya concert..............Juanes concert in Cuba

El Cafe Cubano slogans:

" If Cuba is so great, why do they all want to vacate."

" Free healthcare, so why all the despair."

"Castro lives like a king, but the Cuban people have nothing."


" Everyone wants to trade, but no one wants to aide"


" Florida recount, Carter is in Venezuela one day and out"


" Castro supporters how you flex, where did you get your rolex."


" Many have tried to shut us up, but we will never give up!"


"Rafters are intercepted at sea, yet are returned to Cuba with glee"


"What happens in Havana, stays in Havana especially if you speak out against the dictator"


"Everyone knows about cuber's trials, except the cuban exiles?"


"so what about the two-way radio, I'm just a collaborator"



Suggestions for new trendy restaurants:

Adolph Hitler Beer House

Sandinista Surprise Nicaraguan Food

Evo's Cocaine house of pancakes

Castro's Buffet(Ration cards required)

Red China's Diner(Sorry, couples with more than 2 kids not allowed-children must be boys)

Ted Turner's Southern Cooking (Sorry, No Cuban-Americans allowed, only commies, Castro-VIP)

21st Century Socialism Venezuelan Food(Park your car in back and leave your car and house keys for the "Land Reform" operative)


Journalist Beer and burger joint(no cuban exile writers or journalist allowed in or allowed to give an opinion)


T-shirt ideas for Code Pink:

I am a communist

Beheadings are cool!

I am wearing a Guevera t-shirt, but I am so ignorant of the facts of the butcher.

"Havana and Caracas are my kind of towns!

What happens in Havana, stays in Havana especially if you speak out against the dictator

We say no to torture and war, but not counting communist revolutions!

Killing is O.K. for dictators.

 Just say no to torture, but abortions are just fine and dandy