Saturday, October 18, 2008

El Cafe Cubano Poll: CUBANS want FREEDOM



In the spirit of polls and the accuracy(????) of the current political polls, El Cafe Cubano has conducted a poll on whether Cubans on and off the island want FREEDOM and the removal of the dictatorship. Very simple and it's official since all other polls are taken as OFFICIAL! This poll has a +- of 1.23% margin of error
Here are the results:
98% of Cubans on and off the island want FREEDOM for Cuba
1% Undecided
1% wants Cuba to remain the same despite the poverty, the lack of FREEDOM, and the utter destruction of the last 49 years.
***In pursuant of the by laws of the El Cafe Cubano poll, this poll was open to all in the general public except for Fidelito, buckette, those affiliated with the communist party, clueless journalist who constantly defend the dictatorship, Code Pink, Buck, Jose Serano, Anita Snow, Danny Glover, Charles Rangel, Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, Michael Moore, CNN in Havana, people who wear Che t-shirts, ramiro"cuidado que to voy a dar un tiro," Dan Rather, Oliver Stone, Harry Belafonte, the lawyer for the Cuban father, that guy who helped with the Cuba search engine, Pastors for Dictators, and all those who defend the apartheid dictatorship.

6 comments:

  1. I think a Cuban team would be competitive and immediately be a threat to take the pennant.

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  2. Anonymous5:52 PM

    This was copied and pasted from the Joe the Plumber thread comment section on this blog:

    buck said...

    you would love to see my boobs because they are real, but to bad your gay!

    Ok, let's analyze buck(f*cks)statement above.

    So lets start with-

    If I was a man I could see bucks boobs?(lol)

    WIERD.

    If I were a man I could see your boobs. Why would a man want to see your boobs buck(f*ck), and why would you let him. Oh, and buck men don't call their own boobs, boobs. So that puts into question a few things about yourself.

    And I'm gay?
    NOT,
    and if I were, I wouldn't want to see your boobs comemierda.

    There you have it Cubanos. I believe, in my opinion of course, that buck has revealed alot about him?herself? here today.

    Beloved Cubanos,
    I welcome all your thoughts and opinions on this matter.

    Sincerely,

    Uncle Fester

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  3. Anonymous6:34 PM

    is buck a man,woman,or PAT? That is the question?

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  4. Anonymous6:35 PM

    Pat LOL from SNL jajajaja

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  5. Uncle Fester,

    Buck is actually buckette!

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  6. and here in the U.S. on a student visa

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