Cuba: Rumor Friday .......Handshake edition

Rumor has it that the "HANDSHAKE OF THE YEAR AWARD"(drum roll please)will be going to Obama and Dictator Castro...........The host for the award ceremony will be  Christiane Amanpour


Elian Gonzalez is a shoe in for "MOST UNGRATEFUL PERSON OF THE YEAR AWARD" according to rumors


"It's just a Handshake" t-shirts will be available soon......


Sources say that Cuban exiles are responsible for:

All the problems in Cuba
All the problems in the US
Dictator Castro's health
Dengue fever in Cuba
Global warming
poverty
disease
unemployment
cancer
diabetes
Not fostering enough handshakes
All the problems in Latin America
The personal problems of everyone on earth
Hurricanes
Tornadoes
Floods
CNN ratings
traffic
Hunger
depression
anxiety
Ratings on Al Sharpton's new show
exhaustion
thirst
crime
the role out of the healthcare.gov website
obesity in children