Thursday, April 21, 2016
Top 10 things to on a Carnival Cruise Line to Cuba!
1) Spot a Cuban Rafter Game:
Get your binoculars ready! Since Cubans are leaving the "UTOPIA" of Cuba on hand made rafts, risking their lives, try to spot Cuban Rafters in the open ocean, in the comforts of your Cabin, or the luxurious balcony!
2) Spot a Cuban American on the ship game:
If the first game is a little to strenuous for you, try this fun filled adventure, roam along the ship and try to spot the un-wanted Cuban-Americans, have fun blowing their cover and turning them in to have them removed from the ship!
3) Get your memorable t-shirts on these momentous cruise:
El Cafe Cubano suggests to get the cool, trendy, normalization t-shirts with the saying:
" La Revolucion es una mierda!"
translation: "Normalization is so cool!"
4) When the ship docks...Drink a mojito at the La Bodeguita del Medio:
While drinking your mojito, raise your glass and toast " Que mierda es el comunismo!"
Translation: " We have to see Cuba before it changes!"
5) Visit the monument of Che in Santa Clara:
While visiting the monument of che, stop for a second, start to reflect and ponder how many Cubans he executed!
6) March with the Ladies White:
No it's not a conga line, better..., get out and exercise while marching with the Ladies in White on the way to Church. Don't mind the police beating up the ladies simply doing a quite protest.
7) Guess the dictator's date of Death:
Since the dictator Fidel knows everything and he knows his precise moment of death, go by on a tour bus by punto cero(the dictator's compound) and get off the bus and yell towards the compound the precise date that you think the dictator will expire! For kicks yell out the time also!!
Grand prize for the winner: a bottle of Jalapa!
8) Ask Raul about political prisoners in Cuba tour:
Carnival cruise Lines can hook you up on Q&A tour with dictator Raul. My suggestion is to ask Raul about political prisoners in Cuba....That should get the Q&A session off to a bang!
9) Take a Cuban to Varadero:
Since Cubans are not allowed in varadero or own anything in Cuba for that regards, take a whole Cuban family to the stolen properties and illegal hotels on Varadero beach!!!!
10) Explore Havana in a classic 50's car:
Cruising around Havana in an open top 50's relic(rebuilt with 1000 different kinds of spare parts) would have to be the highlight of any trip to Cuba. Snap chat, twitter, and facebook away while taking in the sights of all the stolen properties that are dilapidated by years of neglect and abuse!