El Cafe Cubano has not done a Rumor Friday in a while........so back again:
......Michael Moore is rumored to be in Cuba filming a new movie:
"Weekend at Fidel's"
....Jay Z is also to be in Cuba teaching Cuban officials and chivatones how to rap while oppressing those who want FREEDOM. "YO these commie repeated slogans and beating up the Ladies in White need to be done in rap style dog"
.....Nicolás Maduro just received his enrollment membership for MENSA International
......raul was nominated for the Hispanic Dictator of the year award!!!!!
....the dictator Fidel was a great pitcher, catcher, 1B, 2B, SS, 3B, Lf, CF, RF, DH and was rumored to have been offered a contract as a bat boy for New York Yankees
....the dictator was also great Hockey player and actually turned down an offer to
play for the NY Rangers.... "I believe the game is to violent, I would rather
whack my political opponents." the dictator Fidel Castro was quoted back in 1958.
....the dictator also warned the world back in 1959 about the dangers of Global
.....Dan Rather, bored in retirement, will now head the news department at Granma.
.....Lifetime membership in the "DWTRC"(Dictators who Torture, and Repress its Citizens) Club. The Club is exclusive only for the hoity-toity members. The Lifetime memberships inductees are:
Code Pink, Buck, Jose Serano, Anita Snow, Danny Glover, Charles Rangel, Katie
Couric, Matt Lauer, Michael Moore, CNN in Havana, people who wear Che t-shirts,
Dan Rather, Oliver Stone, Harry
Belafonte, Ed Asner, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Jesse Jackson, and Maradona.