2nd Machete in the back.....

As predicted by El Cafe Cubano and the "pesky" Cuban exiles, the day after the "Hola" tour by Obama at the sacred Ermita sanctuary in Miami, Cuba is removed from the terror list.

Machete in the Back

 

Yesterday Obama visited the Our Lady of Charity shrine in Miami, a VERY symbolic and SACRED place for the Cuban Exile community. Now because of this visit many are calling this a “symbolic” visit or an “olive branch” extended out to the Cuban Exile community because of Obama’s move to normalize relations with the dictatorship of Cuba.

 

On the outside, it seems warm, and fuzzy. The first President to visit the shrine, but a DEEP DOWN feeling that I have is that of a MACHETE piercing through my back.

 

Why?

-Well let’s see…..The US is about to drop Cuba form the State sponsor of terrorism. What a coincidence that TODAY is the last day of the 45 day period that congress could of challenged the President’s decision to remove Cuba form the state sponsored terror list.

- Obama opened the door for the normalization of relations between Cuba and the US.

And

 

-Basically the President  ignored and left out the Cuban exile community and the people of Cuba.

 

But….Alfredo, the president visited our shrine and said “hola” to those in the church!  Yes, and the dictator Fidel and his revolutionaries came down the mountain all wearing rosaries…..and 56 years later …the nightmare continues!!!

 

 

 

"New luxury hotel in Cuba to offer Wi-Fi in every room"

 

 

Wow.... we are in the year 2015 and Cuba will have its first hotel with WIFI. This asinine  article points out that every room in this hotel will have WIFI, like it's something spectacular or out of the ordinary.

 

 

Just wondering... will they let Cubans stay at this hotel and use the WIFI????

How to spot a Cuban-American.......

Ever since Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio announced they were running for President of the United States, they as well as Cuban Americans are not deemed LATINO(We are NOT in this exclusive Club) enough or as interview above asked asinine questions proving how Cuban he really is. Believe me I have been told by “LATINOS" (I forgot we are not in this Club)” and non-LATINOS that I don’t look Cuban, excuse me; I did not know that Cubans were supposed to have a LOOK?

El Café Cubano has come up with a guide for you to SPOT a Cuban right away without having to check his Cubiche card for verification, a Cuban litmus test if you will:

 

1)      We wake up in the morning saying,” I have only two things in this world, my balls and my word”

2)      When we get home in the evening we say “Lucy I’m home”

3)      We finish every sentence with “Meng”

4)      We all eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day at Versailles

5)      In Cuba, our families worked in casinos with Meyer Lansky, and ALL of us brought our millions to the United States. What we have is because of “special treatment”

6)      Santeria is our official religion and practiced by every single Cuban

7)      At lunch every day we play the bongos

8)      We ONLY listen to CUBAN music and specifically the song Guantanamera

9)      We all drive 1959 Chevy’s

10)   We all live in Hialeah and Little Havana, not Miami Lakes bro

11)   We ALL SMOKE  cigars

12)   Mafia members

13)   ONLY play baseball

      

       14)      LOUD, NOISY, DISRESPECTFUL ALL the time!

 

elian gonzalez interview

Here is a HARD HITTING interview with Elian........well NOT REALLY, NOT EVEN CLOSE!

Jim Avila conducts the SOFTBALL interview(Did Al Madrugal check to see if Jim Avila LATINO Enough?)

"A icon in Cuba"  I thought the dictator of Cuba was NOT going to use Elian politically?


"Whose father stood up to the United states" NOPE, whose father who DID NOT stand up against the dictator of Cuba. Well let's see Jim, why don't you ask the silent father, how many times did he attempt to flee to the US before the Elian drama? Why don't you ask the father if he knew that Elian LEFT with his mother to the United states on a raft?


Who orchestrated this interview??? Is it coincidence the timing of this interview?

"Castro: Pope Francis so impressive I might return to church"

Dictator Castro "MIGHT" return to the church, if let's see, the Vatican helps with the removal of the embargo and removing Cuba from the terror list?

I hope the Vatican pressed the dictator on:

-Stop BEATING up the Ladies in White on the way to Church
-Stop aiding and abetting the FARC in Colombia
-The release of ALL Political Prisoners
-FREEDOM of speech, religion, and of the press
-FREE Elections
-Regime change after one family in power for 56 years
-Accountability for ALL the executions
-All the wealth stolen from the Cubans returned back to the Cubans
-Stop CONSTANTLY HARASSING the Cuban people
-What happened to Oswaldo Paya?
- STOP the Travel Restrictions and the Family Separation
-Stop sending weapons and missiles to terrorist countries
-Removal of over ALL castro spies in Miami.
-Did Fidel really sellout Che?
-What's the deal with spermgate, and why were political prisoners in Cuba NOT given the same "SPECIAL TREATMENT?"
-Stop "LATINO" activist and comedians from HATING and RESENTING Cubans and not have Cubans EXCLUDED from the exclusive "LATINO" Club
-pay for the dental work for Allan Gross
-APOLOGY to the CUBAN people for ALL the atrocities committed against them.

"LATINO" of the week: Al Madrugal!

El Cafe Cubano nominates Al Madrugal the "LATINO" of the week for his comments and fondness for Cubans! His bio states the he is half white and half Mexican, but I believe it's more half comemierda and half postalista.


For his nomination and winning the "LATINO(NO CUBANS ALLOWED IN THIS EXCLUSIVE CLUB)" of the week, Al will receive:

Bottle of Jalapa( it's a sticky substance, that comes from a sticky fruit) so he can apply it all over and on that toothpick that he used on Comedy Central.

A comedy appearance to do stand up at Versailles in Little Havana, while wearing your "Cubans are snooty t-shirt"

A raft and inner tube to go to Cuba and  do comedy for the dictator brothers in Cuba! Make fun of the dictatorship and see what happens "LATINO"brother, just maybe you will feel our pain and what it FEELS like to be CUBAN!!!!!!

Instead of El Jebe t-shirt, a "El Comemierda" t-shirt courtesy of El Cafe Cubano


Congratulations for the AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Al Madrigal Says What Everyone's Thinking But Won't Say About Ted Cruz And Marco Rubio"

Humberto Fontova at Babalu posted an article titled

"Comedy Central’s token Latrine-oh (Mexican Al Madrigal) denounces Cubans as: “a snooty subset–the WASPS of the Latino world”

Now here we have an article by another Cuban Hater, Cedar Attanasio titled: "Al Madrigal Says What Everyone's Thinking But Won't Say About Ted Cruz And Marco Rubio"


Not only do they think the small subset of Cubans are SNOOTY, but here we go again with the privelege phrase thrown in.


Attanasio:

"That’s not stereotyping on Madrigal’s part but a legal reality based on the prejudice of American immigration policy for the past 50 years. Due to America’s unique hatred of the Fidel Castro regime, we’ve allowed a completely open border with Cuba, admitting any Cuban migrant with no distinction between political and economic motivations. Until the “Wet feet, dry feet” policy was forged in the mid 1990s, American officials would actually go out to sea and pick up Cuban immigrants trying to reach U.S. soil. Cuban-Americans have had to struggle integrating like any other group, but they’ve had the privilege -- which some would say is undue -- of easy legal status."


Ok let's see Mr. every latino is good except Cubans, 15-20 ILLEGAL immigrants here in the US NOT from Cuba, and basically everyone looks the other way. Let's see there are over 1 million Cuban exiles here in the U.S. Yes, the numbers clearly show a preference where the OPEN border is!

Only certain latinos faced hardships and especially those who were championed by cesar chavez , not the SNOOTY Cubans? Millions of Cubans fled the COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP island run by thugs, as you can see in the pictures above, that is one of the "SPECIAL TREATMENT" Cubans, and AMERICANS of Cuban descent received just for believing in FREEDOM and having an opposing view from the Cuban dictatorship.

Where were all you "LATINO" che guevera t-shirt activist when my brethren were being tortured, executed, imprisoned, and properties stolen? NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!

So spare me the COMEMIERDERIA


So whose being snooty here? ......Cubans are NOT allowed in the Latino Club.


Good....count me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cuba's absolution

Instead of saying 10 Hail Mary's, Cuba's absolution for 56 years of a dictatorship and a hardy sampling of atrocities is:

Cuba releases Alan Gross


and Cuba GETS:



*FEDS APPROVE FERRY SERVICE TO CUBA


*Cuba Travel Services Announces New Agreement With JetBlue Airlines

*Obama opens doors to Cuba after 56 years - USA Today

*Surprise! King Raul to meet with Pope Francis at the Vatican on Mother’s Day

*Andrew Cuomo visits Cuba to open pathway for NY ...

*Houston ready to be a gateway to Havana - Houston ...


*Lifting the Cuban Embargo: Feds Announce Laxer Rules for ...

*Cuba invites companies to talk about doing business

*Businesses say they made deals on trade trip to Cuba

*Congress Moving to Improve Trade With Cuba



meanwhile the people of Cuba:

 

May Day Protesters: HAPPY COMMIE DAY!!!!!!!

Since it's May Day(Commie Day) and  protesters and "Activists" will be  marching for labor and immigrant rights all across today and probably will take advantage and direct their "ACTIVISM" message towards police brutality.

In the spirit of commie day, All the "immigrants" who are NOT here legally will have their country of origin BILLED for medical care and other expenses on a daily basis(redistribution of cost). Secondly, ALL the wealth, Houses, cars, royalties and ALL of the money  of the Hollywood celebrities, community activist, and Michael Moore will be REDISTRIBUTED to all the immigrants not here legally and to the unpeaceful protestors in Baltimore!






Not that is a May Day to remember!!!

May Day: Happy Commie Day!!!!!!

Happy Commie Day!!!!!  To celebrate commie day here we have a tweets from Michael Moore:


"Next demand: Disarm the police. We have a 1/4 billion 2nd amendment guns in our homes 4 protection. We'll survive til the right cops r hired"



In the spirit of commie day, I suggest Mr. Moore give his Mansions to the protesters of Baltimore, move himself to area of the protest in Baltimore. Drive all his SUV's and park it next the CVS that was burned down and set the SUV's on fire to REALLY protest the injustices! Another Commie Day suggestion is to empty your bank account and evenly redistribute your WEALTH amongst ALL the protesters and COMMUNITY LEADERS!

If you are beaten up while doing all this......You have to go to Cuba for medical care!!!!!

Now that is really being socially conscious!!!!