Friday, May 10, 2013

Updated: Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano

Updated: Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano

Alfredo, who are you talking about concerning Mini-me #2 or #3? Well guys here is a Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano speak. Now you can dissect my anti-communist blog with fervor!We Cubans or at least here at El Cafe Cubano love to use nicknames when describing the colorful cast of oppressive regimes! We have added a few lately, hey that's the least I could do because the propaganda of the dictatorship has had the media using "Mafia" and "gusanao" for the last 54 years! Now would a blog like El Cafe Cubano and those to my right be responsible if we did not return the favor?

Glossary(Now repeat after me):

El Cafe Cubano:-- Translation:

Reconciliation-----Term used by those who WANT to forget ALL the atrocities committed by the castro dictatorship, yet blame exiles for everything and paint exiles as bad.
Stop the comemierderia-----Jay-Z's Cuban rap and visit to Cuba

The Dictator -----Castro

Mr. Evil----- ----- Castro

Raulita------------Raulita Castro

El mariachi--------Manuel Zelaya

Hispanic Czar-----"Wild" Bill Richardson
Lap Dog-----------Felipe Perez Roque

Tricky Ricky------Ricardo Alarcon
Mini-me #1 or (thing 1)--- Hugo Chavez, but now replaced with "El Guaguero" Maduro

Mini-me #2----------------- Diego Maradona

Mini-me #3 or (thing 2)------ Evo morales

Cocaine---------------------Evo Morales

Acid Ventura...........................José Ramón Machado Ventura

Commie--------------------- Communist

lefty 666 --------------------play in the communist playbook


Anita "snow job"-------------Anita Snow

Jose"can't see you see I am communist"--------Jose Serrano

"Raspy Rangel"--------------Charles Rangel

ramon "el jamon"...............Ramon Castro

Ramiro"cuidado que te voy a dar un tiro"-------Ramiro Valdez

Uncle Buck--------------------Buck

Leche Guevara----------------Che guevara

Pastors for the dictator----------Pastors for Peace

Code Commies------------Code Pink

Michael "el gordo mierda" -------Michael Moore

Matt ‘DQ” -----------------Matt Lauer

Kumbaya concert..............Juanes concert in Cuba

El Cafe Cubano slogans:

" If Cuba is so great, why do they all want to vacate."

" Free healthcare, so why all the despair."

"Castro lives like a king, but the Cuban people have nothing."

" Everyone wants to trade, but no one wants to aide"

" Florida recount, Carter is in Venezuela one day and out"

" Castro supporters how you flex, where did you get your rolex."

" Many have tried to shut us up, but we will never give up!"

"Rafters are intercepted at sea, yet are returned to Cuba with glee"

"What happens in Havana, stays in Havana especially if you speak out against the dictator"

"Everyone knows about cuber's trials, except the cuban exiles?"

"so what about the two-way radio, I'm just a collaborator"

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