Monday, February 19, 2007

Caption contest #4


My FREEDOM loving brethren it's time for another caption contest! El Cafe Cubano could not resist using this picture and I can't wait for the comments! Be creative and don't hold back. I will throw in a FREE Guayabera or t-shirt donated by SOROA Enterprises for the best caption! Very creative comments last week, but I have not picked a winner for last caption contest.
Please read below for rules and regulations:
***In pursuant of the by laws of the El Cafe Cubano caption contest, this contest is open to all in the general public except for Fidelito, those affiliated with the communist party, clueless journalist who constantly defend the dictatorship, Code Pink, Jose Serano, Danny Glover, Charles Rangel, Katie Couric, CNN in Havana, people who wear Che t-shirts, ramiro"cuidado que to voy a dar un tiro," Dan Rather, Oliver Stone, Harry Belafonte, that guy who helped with the Cuba search engine, Pastors for Dictators, and all those who defend the apartheid dictatorship.
Disclaimer*****
-El Café Cubano is not running for political office here in the U.S. or Cuba.
-El Café Cubano is a blog that is run independently and not paid by the U.S. government
-El Café Cubano is not a member of any mafia organizations.
-El Café Cubano is not a member of any exile organizations
-El Café Cubano is not located in Miami, but in the great state of Texas!
-El Café Cubano has repeatedly been attacked by viruses, yet my only weapon is that of words and the truth.

59 comments:

Val Prieto said...

El Café Cubano is not located in Miami, but in the great state of Texas!

What the hell is wrong with Miami?

Anonymous said...

Hace poco dijiste que Miami era el modelo a seguir para la Cuba de mañana. Ahora sales con que este modo de actuar de estos bocones y tarados no es mas que otra "payasada".

Verdades de progrullo.

Y no hace falta que hagas distinciones, todos son harina del mismo costal.

Esta gente no es mas que la misma tropa de oportunistas que en Cuba eran comunistas y cuando no les convino mas se fueron a Miami y ahora practican el oficio del cubano desde esa ciudad.

Es la misma tropa, la misma chusma, ahora vestidos de ropita de Wal-Mart.

Esta es la misma gente que en Cuba prohibian a "The Beatles", y ahora en Miami prohiben libritos para niños.

Esta es la misma clase de gente que en Cuba se otorga del derecho de "definir" por otros que "es" o que "no es".

Es la misma gente, solo que en otra latitud geografica. Cambiaron la tierra que pisan, pero no pueden extirparse el cerebro.

Y lo vuelvo a decir: Miami no ha progresado gracias a los cubanos, Miami, como todo lo que tiene que ver con USA, ha progresado porque es parte de la infrastructura AMERICANA.

Los cubanos no son la "materia de triunfo" de Miami, sino todo lo contrario.

Los cubanos significan la posicion mas retrograda, mas intolerante y mas totalitaria de todos los grupos etnicos de la Florida.

Anonymous said...

Anónimo dijo...
La counidad cubana en Miami da asco, esta formada en su mayor parte por ex militares cubanos, artistas sin carrera, escritores mdiocres, periodistas limitados. Gracias a Dios que se han ido de Cuba. Espero que no regresen.
Viva Cuba Libre.

Alfredo said...

val,

nothing? I love Miami!! Just pointing out the ignorance and stupidity of the lefties labeling everyone "Miami Mafia" no matter where you are from. We all know who the real "mafia" are and what they have done.
We all are brothers against the brutal apatheid dictatorship, Miami, Italy, New York, LA, and this dawg from Texas we all are together.

Right mi hermano?

Alfredo said...

anonymous,

cubans the most intolerant of all ethnic groups? No, we take all the cheap shots from everyone and because we stand up and defend ourselves, we are labeled all kinds of names.

What nationality are you? jealous because Cubans kick ass in everything that they do?

Go sell this nonsense somewhere else.. pleaes fidelito or new monitor go visit another site and be brave don't mask your IP. What are you afaid of?

Guys I usually don't go off like this, but I m tired of all this nonsense!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Alfredo don't get caught up in this Miami- Texas, thing that is childish and you never have said anythings wong with Miami. You never said there was anything wrong with Miami. Oh Brother. Oh aa to the anaticubana anonymous-FU!

Fantomas said...

Caption contest

Que rico esta ese piruli... Me sabe a fresa con un toque de ajonjoli

Fantomas said...

Alfredo ve preparando my second guayabera. This caption is all mine

Anonymous said...

Correction above -Oh and to the anti-cuban anonymous above- FU! Youre pobably living in one of my families old houses in Cuba stlen by the rob-olutionists. So go get in your fcking ration line and shut up asswipe.

Anonymous said...

Texas does it better

Anonymous said...

correction above- stolen not stlen.

Anonymous said...

Caption contest-
Get your ass out of your head!

cowboy said...

Lone Star State Go

Anonymous said...

Alfedo you dont have to explain yourself.Dont get caught up in that childish nonsense.

Anonymous said...

alfredo someone is jealous that you have more comments on your blog than his. LOL

El Gusano said...

gana Fantomas jajajaja

Que rico esta ese piruli... Me sabe a fresa con un toque de ajonjoli


jajaja tremenda fotografia mental fidel "chupandose" un piruli

jajajaja

Anonymous said...

lol yup jealous what a way to start a monday morning.

Fantomas said...

Alfredo recuerda a Fantomas le gusta XL color Azul o Beige..

I really want to see who ca dear to topple may caption comment ..

If found that person should get two guayaberas

Anonymous said...

Hijodewhoputthetamponinmymouth!
Hows that Fantomas? 3guayaberas4me lol

Anonymous said...

Butt Lips McCastro

Anonymous said...

oh I forgot my caption;

"forget frometa that Texas cuban mafia kicked my ass all the way up to my face!"

Anonymous said...

Honey,can you get some toilet paper,I need to wipe my mouth!

Fantomas said...

sorry el piruli de Fantomas still ahead lol

Anonymous said...

The First Cuban Human Ant Eater!

Fantomas said...

anonimos makes sure you identify yourselves ... How can you expect to claim your prize...I meant second prize ( T shirt)

Anonymous said...

"The Castrolux"-Cuba's first Human Vacuum Cleaner to suck the life out of Cuba

Anonymous said...

no jodas tengo que ser caca!

Anonymous said...

Its not about prizes ;)

Anonymous said...

new meaning to FART FACE... Xl guaybera please

Anonymous said...

where's the Pepto Dismal?

Anonymous said...

Proud to present this years Uncle Fester,Erik Estrada,and Carlos Santana look alike contest! :P

Anonymous said...

raul, time to wipe my ass!

Anonymous said...

uncle fester please get carlos santana to clean my ass!

Anonymous said...

Britney,

Please come here and shave my face!

Anonymous said...

Is that a Castropuss?

Anonymous said...

Fidel Castro-the new official spokesman for Chapstick! :p

Anonymous said...

Get your ass out of my face!

Anonymous said...

Preparation HP

Fantomas said...

fidel castro finally announces

Riders up

Anonymous said...

new meaning to comemierda...LOL

Anonymous said...

hugito.. hugito.. donde esta tu palo?

Anonymous said...

What kind of Fish is that?

Anonymous said...

Now I can literally talk out of my Ass!

Anonymous said...

Cara de Culo

Anonymous said...

Why does it smell like shit here? lol because your ass is beneath your nose!

Anonymous said...

me prestaron el culo de raul y me lo pusieron para que no hablara mas

Anonymous said...

caption # 4

Val Prieto lo tengo engrasadito para ti , te estoy esperando

Anonymous said...

cindy sheehan,

please give me a big french kiss

Alfredo said...

My FREEDOM Loving Brethren,

Please no personal attacks concerning other bloggers. We are in this together. If you have a difference, please e-mail or talk to that person directly. The enemy wants division and personal attacks, so please let's aim our attacks towards the communist apartheid dictatorship.
Let's stick together mis hermanos!!!!

Anonymous said...

rigth on Alfredo

Anonymous said...

En vez de erutar se tira peos por la boca

El Gusano said...

no, de veras, es que me comi un poco de chocolate.....

Albert Quiroga said...

"This is what free health care gets me? IT SUCKS!!"

Melek said...

"La China went to China and all I got was my new artifical anus ... from an Orangutan!"

:) Melek

"To be able to bear provocation is an argument of great reason, and to forgive it of a great mind."~ John Tillotson

Anonymous said...

ASSHOLE

Anonymous said...

I'd like some cream cheese and jelly for this bagel please

Anonymous said...

They told me I was getting Tosilectomy and I ended up getting a Culo-Bocatomy. Hey, but it was FREE!

Do I get Ice Cream with that?

Anonymous said...

Not only can I do Dicatorcizes I can swallow an entire sausage. :P

Anonymous said...

Not only can I do Dictatorcizes I can swallow an entire Sausage!