Thursday, June 14, 2007

Time for a Caption Contest in honor of Matt Lauer


El Cafe Cubano thought this would be the best time to hold a new caption contest in honor of Matt Lauer's trip to apartheid Cuba. Please my FREEDOM-loving brethren don't hold back! I will throw in a FREE Guayabera or t-shirt donated by SOROA Enterprises for the best caption! (please visit SOROA Enterprises and give them your support!)
Please read below for rules and regulations:
***In pursuant of the by laws of the El Cafe Cubano caption contest, this contest is open to all in the general public except for Fidelito, those affiliated with the communist party, clueless journalist who constantly defend the dictatorship, Code Pink, Jose Serano, Danny Glover, Charles Rangel, Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, Michael Moore, CNN in Havana, people who wear Che t-shirts, ramiro"cuidado que to voy a dar un tiro," Dan Rather, Oliver Stone, Harry Belafonte, that guy who helped with the Cuba search engine, Pastors for Dictators, and all those who defend the apartheid dictatorship.

13 comments:

Charlie Bravo said...

Porking the bacon for kasstro!

Tomás Estrada-Palma said...

I didn't even realize Matt was engaged.

Ziva said...

Matt, I can't go to Cuba with you. Someone might eat me.

Anonymous said...

kissing ms. piggy is just like kissing the Cuban government's ass

Anonymous said...

mmmm...I'm confused, which one of the two is Miss Piggy? ;)

Anonymous said...

at least I'm not kissing katie couric!

Anonymous said...

yum....sweet and sour!

Fantomas said...

I still cant figure outhow an anonymous person can win this contest
I meant to claim the prize

rolando said...

fantomas,
I don't think they don't want to win, just the spirit of the game...or do you want the grand prize?

Fantomas said...

Another guayabera would not hurt my closet..For 40years Ihad none... N ow I Got 5 of them

I will let someone else win this time

Anonymous said...

The boy obviously needs better contacts.

Jose Reyes said...

Mira! "Un Pedaso de Pan con Lechon"

danny enrique said...

sniff,sniff,"Matt, you kissed Fidel Castro's ass again?