Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Pledges of El Cafe Cubano

Since the celebrities came out with their pledges, it's now my duty to do my share to make a better world(can you hear the violins in the background?).

El Cafe Cubano's pledges:


1. When someone cuts me off in traffic, I will not yell out: "comememierda" since many fluorocarbons are expelled..instead I will yell out a shorter communication:
~no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


2. I will not drink 2 cups of cuban coffee a day, since it damages the environment and it's not politically correct to say "Cuban coffee." I will relagate myself to drink 2 cups of expresso instead in an organic cup. Their is going to be an obstacle though...I am sure the person at the ventanita will respond to my request of an organic cup with: "~no tu eres comemierda!"


3. I pledge to SMILE more at those comemierda's who constantly defend the castro dictatorship and turn their backs on Cubans(***disclaimer..it doesn't have to be a real smile)

4. I pledge not to use the plastic bags at the grocery, instead I will carry all the groceries in my hands(making several trips back and forth)... Now you can imagine my wife with me at the grocery store and yes she would say: "Tu eres comemierda or am I getting pun'ked? "No mi vida, I!" have pledged not to use plastic bags to make a better world!" you know the rest of the story....


MORE TO come....please tell me your pledges!

11 comments:

buck said...

fredo,

I have to admit you have me laughing on this post, but it does not mean that I have to agree with your agenda or politics!

"No mi vida, I have pledged not to use plastic bags to make a better world!" ---that's funny my illegal cuban exile

Tomás Estrada-Palma said...

Who needs an environment if you can't have espresso?

~Zurama~ said...

I didn't know saying Cuban Coffee, was politically incorrect! ;\

Alfredo said...

Buckette,


An actual compliment from you? I am speechless!

Alfredo said...

Zurama,

i don't know if it's politically incorrect or not, but i have a humorous story that correlates with this. In Texas we would have guest over and we would ask; "anybody want some cuban coffee?" and almost always they would say NO thank you and give us a wierd look and then I would turn to my wife and back to our guest and say: "How about some expresso?" and we would get a resounding "YES"

~Zurama~ said...

How funny! And you never told them it was the same thing?

:D

Alfredo said...

Zurama,

never told them-LOL

~Zurama~ said...

How gullible!

:D

buck said...

don't get use to it my illegal cuban exile cutie pie

~Zurama~ said...

Sorry buck, I'm an America citizen. :)

Alfredo said...

cutie pie??? Please!!!!!!!!!!!