Since the celebrities came out with their pledges, it's now my duty to do my share to make a better world(can you hear the violins in the background?).
El Cafe Cubano's pledges:
1. When someone cuts me off in traffic, I will not yell out: "comememierda" since many fluorocarbons are expelled..instead I will yell out a shorter communication:
2. I will not drink 2 cups of cuban coffee a day, since it damages the environment and it's not politically correct to say "Cuban coffee." I will relagate myself to drink 2 cups of expresso instead in an organic cup. Their is going to be an obstacle though...I am sure the person at the ventanita will respond to my request of an organic cup with: "~no tu eres comemierda!"
3. I pledge to SMILE more at those comemierda's who constantly defend the castro dictatorship and turn their backs on Cubans(***disclaimer..it doesn't have to be a real smile)
4. I pledge not to use the plastic bags at the grocery, instead I will carry all the groceries in my hands(making several trips back and forth)... Now you can imagine my wife with me at the grocery store and yes she would say: "Tu eres comemierda or am I getting pun'ked? "No mi vida, I!" have pledged not to use plastic bags to make a better world!" you know the rest of the story....
MORE TO come....please tell me your pledges!