Please read this in a very low whisper! No, lower my FREEDOM loving brethren! Rumors are flying concerning the diverticulitis dictator. Is he dead or alive? Has he been dead for awhile? Well, who would know since the dictatorship has lied since day one.
I have several questions:
Will the dictator be buried in the Adidas outfit?
Will mini-me wear the black dress as the widow?
Will the media finally tell the truth about the apartheid dictatorship?