Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Glossary Of Terms

Alfredo, who are you talking about concerning Mini-me #2 or #3? Well guys here is a Glossary of terms for El Cafe Cubano speak. Now you can dissect my anti-communist blog with fervor!

Glossary(Now repeat after me):

El Cafe Cubano:-- Translation:

The Dictator -----Castro

Mr. Evil------------ Castro

Mini-me #1 or (thing 1)--- Hugo Chavez

Oil Pimp-------------------- Hugo Chavez

Mini-me #2----------------- Diego Maradona

Mini-me #3 or (thing 2)-- Evo morales

Commie Coca-------------- Evo morales

Commie--------------------- Communist

lefty 666 --------------------play in the communist playbook

Que clase de come mierda----- Cuban American Pundit has a picture

El Cafe Cubano slogans:

" If Cuba is so great, why do they all want to vacate."

" Free healthcare, so why all the despair."

" Castro lives like a king, but the Cuban people have nothing."

" Everyone wants to trade, but no one wants to aide"

" Florida recount, Carter is in Venezuela one day and out"

" Castro supporters how you flex, where did you get your rolex."

" Many have tried to shut us up, but we will never give up!"

Suggestions for new trendy restaurants:

Adolph Hitler Beer House

Sandinista Surprise Nicaraguan Food

Castro's Buffet(Ration cards required)

Red China's Diner(Sorry, couples with more than 2 kids not allowed-children must be boys)

Ted Turner's Southern Cooking (Sorry, No Cuban-Americans allowed, only commies, Castro-VIP)

21st Century Socialism Venezuelan Food(Park your car in back and leave your car and house keys for the "Land Reform" operative)

New T-shirt Ideas:
Merry Christmas(can we say this anymore, thanks to all the lefties ruining this country)

Marxism Kills(77 million and counting)

Nuclear energy Program(Don't worry about Venezuela)

Keep the U.N. out of the Internet!

If Cuba is so great, why do they all want to vacate

Free healthcare, so why all the despair.

Castro lives like a king, but the Cuban people have nothing.

Carter is in Venezuela one day and out

God(I know this is highly offensive to many, and you probably could not wear this in many public places. Wear at your own risk!!!)

T-shirt ideas for Code Pink:

I am really a communist

Beheadings are cool!

I am wearing a Guevera t-shirt, but I am so ignorant of the facts of the butcher."

Havana and Caracas are my kind of towns!

What happens in Havana, stays in Havana especially if you speak out against the dictator

We say no to torture and war, but not counting communist revolutions!

What mass graves in Iraq?

Killing is O.K. for dictators.


Anonymous said...

An encylopaedic reading of Cuban history? Worthwhile and meaningful but, yawn. A lesson from Alfredo? Priceless!

Anonymous said...

te la comistes asere