Friday, May 20, 2016

fast and furious in Cuba








Fast and Furious 8 filmed in Cuba? So what's the plot? They chase each other around in 1950's cars, that are put together by a thousand different types of spare parts? How is Vin Disiel and crew in the movie go un noticed in a country, that has one of the most sophisticated security apparatus in the world? That white T-shirt that Vin diesel will be spotted by the secret police in 3 seconds, not to mention the supercharged cars that they no doubt will be driving around mingled in with all the classic cars!
NOOOOOOO ALFREDO.......the scene will start out in Havana along the malecon with Vin Diesel  riding along with a classic Cuban 1950's Chevy with a supercharged engine and a spotless paint job! He will be wearing a guayabera(On this scene he will not be wearing his standard white t-shirt) and he will have 2 smoking hot local Cuban women with him in the car. He will be cruising along, and all of the sudden, another 1950's Chevy, with a turbo charged(No russian parts or boat parts)engine and a impeccable paint job starts giving Vin diesel a chase through the streets of Havana and the secret police will not be aware of this. You know the rest of the story....

Oooooooooh.... they will probably put a line in the movie about the HATED Cuban exiles and the evil embargo, and all of Cuba's ills is due to those 2 items mentioned


The fast and furious destruction has been going on for the last 59 years by a Communist dictatorship!

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