Friday, September 09, 2005

Rally

Looks like Hugo Chavez and Ricardo Alarcon are going to attend a rally for them on September 16th at Riverside Church in New York City. Gee, what a surprise, straight out of the communist playbook. You can hear them now:

"Calling play number LEFTY 666:
Lets have a big rally with revolutionary sound bite slogans(Che Guevera t-shirts encouraged, if you don't have one you can buy one for $21.99 at the Down with the evils of the U.S. and capitalism booth), a 6 hour speech by Castro in a church, activate the fan brigade(Hollywood actors, Journalist, media, and college professors) to supply endless praise for Castro and Chavez, and finally to demonize the Cuban-Americans and the United States.

Down with Yankee imperialism, set up agrarian reforms everywhere, hut, hut"

" Meeting at Starbucks at 9:00PM to study our playbook, to discuss the evils of capitalism, to discuss Marxist philosophy:
"the collective enthusiasm diminishes palpably as a result of a quantitative diminishing that takes place in each of the elements that make up the collective, and work becomes paralyzed until it finally shrinks to insignificant proportions; this is the time to rectify."-Che Guevera

Nominations for CM(Come Mier..) of the week

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