Cuba: Rumor Friday.....Used Car Edition

El Cafe Cubano has obtained the new structure that will deal with the sales of new and used cars in Cuba:


President /CEO:  Raul Castro/Castro Dictatorship

USED Car Manager:  Raul Castro/Castro Dictatorship

NEW Car Manager:  Raul Castro/Castro Dictatorship

Finance Manager:  Raul Castro/Castro Dictatorship

Parts Department:  Raul Castro/Castro Dictatorship

Distribution: Raul Castro/Castro Dictatorship

Vehicle Registration and Titling Procedures: Raul Castro/Castro Dictatorship

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Sources say that Cuban exiles are responsible for:

All the problems in Cuba
All the problems in the US
Dictator Castro's health
Dengue fever in Cuba
Global warming
poverty
disease
unemployment
cancer
diabetes
Not fostering enough handshakes
All the problems in Latin America
The personal problems of everyone on earth
Hurricanes
Tornadoes
Floods
CNN ratings
traffic
Hunger
depression
anxiety
Ratings on Al Sharpton's new show
exhaustion
thirst
crime
the role out of the health care.gov website
obesity in children
headaches
ice cream headaches